Question ( as Mr. Ashish Dighe- of one line futta fame- asked on fb):
Moustache you a question...
why are alcohol-ic engines not pulled up for DUI, but for the driver- it
is another thing !! I can't beer it anymore.
Answer:
Dighe... Dighe....One must realize early ....that life.... is not fair.
The inanimate transport you possess can escape law with impunity.
while you are left holding the (air)bag.
Not only that, it can also land you in trouble for its misdeeds.
This is what happened to this young man when he refuelled with the standard Indian gasoline which is supposed to contain 10% ethanol.
Thank God, we do not have enough molasses left after the sugar-cane belt has catered to UB, Seagrams et al.
So, it is rare to find yourself in such a spot currently.
However, should supplies improve... a shiver runs down the spine at that thought of it.
It is time we took out a candle-yatra at India Gate and demanded that the law be revised.
Thish ish Dighe's car here... Hic-Hacked hish password. Hic. Why DUI think only U guys can have all the fun? You sit on us, drive us to hell (especially on Mondays) bang us into other cars we don't like - what do you think I am - homo? and hic.. lust after other hotties on the road. Porcshe's and Ferraris... Tell ya! Itsh SHOW-TIME now!!!! Even dat Cyclops bike of yors has it good... he gets you to hand-le his bar...And me? No ifs only butts. You all deserve it...
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